Beeping annoying
3/5
Dear Dishwasher,
I know you're really proud that you've finished your program, but we need to talk about your beeps. You beep a lot every five minutes after completing your wash, even at night or while I'm daring to ignore you by doing something else nearby. The only way to silence the beepathon is to open the door and turn you off. But you're not quite ready for that because everything inside you needs another hour or two to dry off. That is a lot more beeps to endure.
I don't mind that your build quality is questionable, or that you came with faulty parts that took six weeks to replace. You are part of the family now, and try to join every conversation, which is lovely. But maybe you could stop beeping, at least until you are actually ready to unload?!
Your loving owner.
Will